#white guy energy swag

[white-guy-energy-swag]

What is white guy energy?

According to my anthropology loving brain, it is activities, objects, or media mainly loved or associated with people who are commonly called “white boys”

This can be used both in a silly way like Kyle loving monster energy, to an even more critical degree like racist micro aggressions hidden as flirting towards

This tourney will put 32 objects, activities, and pieces of media in a bracket to figure out

What has the most white guy energy

Btw these categories include

Food

Drink

Movie

Book

Tv series

Vehicle

City/country/state/province

A board game

A tv game

Sport

Name

Non sporting activity

Song

Phrase

Clothing item

Scenario

So know, please submit your ideas in this form

And here’s a sheet because some of these answers have made me laugh

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1yJ_V2UcYFwjw1ft-dlubQP3BD0O-xPjuUFGwDUuNgrQ/edit

Oh yeah I’m previously green nerd showdown :)

Some other blogs ig @booktomoviebrawl @is-the-character-aroacespec @sexiestpodcastcharacter @cuntiestvillainbracket

[punkeropercyjackson]

the pjo fandom, batfamily fandom, and atla fandom form the unholy trinity of “wow you guys hate trans women and people of color”

Zutara shippers do organized hate campaigns against 'Aang stans'(read:Brown/black men,trans people and twoc)and fought long and hard to protect 'local meanfem' longing-for-rain from the attacks calling her a freak for saying Katara was drawn with bigger breasts and hips around Zuko than Aang as proof Kataang is an incel fantasy for that weird ass psychosexual crush she has on Aang and boymom boner for Zuko,Batfam stans are fandom settlers who decided they wrote the comics and make poc and transfems feel elianted and degraded on purpose and turn Kon into Tim's mandingo and Stephanie's darkskin blasian swag and Stephcass transfem4transfem couple energy are replaced with orientalist white tme wlw bullshit and old Pjoheads are so far up their transmisogyny and misogynoir and ableism brainrot they overhauled Percy's entire personality,relathionships,storylines and even APPERANCE to turn her into the normiest most demonic white boy ever to suit their self-insertion,cyberabused a 12 year old black girl for existing because they learned NONE of what Percy taught us and kicked Hazel out of the Dead Sea Siblings to replace her with the guy who pity picked Nico

These the same niggas who turned 'policing' and 'fascism' into fandom discourse and not tools of white supremacy used to oppress the very people they're using them agaisnt.'Fandom has always been-/Curate your-'I'm a punk,i care about neither of you things.Shut the fuck up and put the overprized trustfund keyboards down tendies

[submarinerwrites]

but now my question is why the fuck does phil sound exactly like greg from greg and dharma?? like exactly.

obsessed with claire dunphy. she is so intensely a weird little girl who married a realtor.

[artoatsblog]

What your favorite Nick toon says about you but it's EVERY Nick toon

Doug- When you were asked what you wanted for Christmas, you said "plan white bread."

Rugrats- You're a "90's kid" who wants the modern cartoon enjoyers to get off your lawn.

Hey Arnold-Same as Rugrats, but 5 time worse.

Rugrats (2021)- You only said this one to piss off the above two.

Ren & Stimpy- You're a gay man and all you OCs are ugly men who you need to kiss each other or else you'll die (This isn't an insult, you're the strongest member of our society.)

Rocko's modern life- You relate to at least one character way more than you would like to admit to others.

CatDog- Weird furry.

The angry beavers- Weird furry with taste.

Aaahh!!! Real monsters- You like the idea of Tim Burton's movies but your too cool to actually enjoy them, also your probably non-binary.

Kablam- As a kid you wanted to make something with this exact energy and now, you're a youtuber.

Oh Yeah! Cartoons- same as Kablam but you really miss Cosmo's old voice.

The wild Thornberry's- You worship the ground Tim Curry's walks on SO BAD.

Rocket power- Honest 90's kid.

SpongeBob SquarePants seasons 1-4- You're annoying about seasons 5+.

SpongeBob SquarePants seasons 5+- You know better than me about those people being annoying about seasons 5+.

As told by ginger- You were going to say Hey Arnold, but you didn't want to be lumped in with certain other people.

Action league now- You made at least five short films that look exactly like this.

Chalkzone- Your playlist for working out has the theme song for this show looped for five hours and nothing else.

The fairly oddparents- Your trans, and you hate no other person more than Elmer Hartman.

Invader Zim- You were a vary emo kid/teenager in the late 2000's (same, no shade)

Jimmy Neutron- you're really glad that that you picked the show in "Jimmy Timmy power hour" that wasn't made by an asshole.

All grown up- Come on guys "As told by ginger" is right there.

Avatar: the last airbender- I don't want to hear the lore of the fantasy book you wrote.

Avatar: the legend of Korra- Same as atla but You also made a LOT of shipping fanfics.

My life as a teenage robot- Transfem.

The X's- You don't exist, if you're going to go into the comments and say this is your favorite Nicktoon, you're lying.

El Tigre- This is just the good version of Danny Phantom.

Danny Phantom- That was a Joke don't yell at me.

Mr. meaty- You want this odd but cool type of puppetry to come back (if you thought I was going to make fun of this one your wrong.)

Tak and the power of Juju- Your enjoyment of this show is based entirely on the fact that you liked the games.

Back at the barnyard- Shitposter.

Fanboy and Chum Chum- Shitposter but awesome.

Catscratch- Yeah, I think Wayne Knight's voice is hot too.

The mighty B- Gay.

The penguins of Madagascar- I don't have a joke for this one I just think you have impactable taste.

Planet Sheen- You always wanted Jimmy Neutron to have more "Rawr XD" swag.

T.U.F.F puppy- You ether are Jerry Trainor, or you have a Jerry Trainor stan account.

Kung fu panda: legends of awesomeness- You have a three-hour lore video on this franchise, and I hope it does well.

Winx club- You wanted to help them get free from Netflix.

Robot and Monster- It may just be me, but I think you might enjoy Dan vs.

Teenage mutant ninja turtles (2012)- You don't like rise of the tmnt.

Rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles- You don't like tmnt (2012).

Sanjay and Craig- You used to freak other kids out with your scabs.

Monsters vs aliens- You can deny Coverton's rizz (sorry).

Breadwinners- Your about to go into every cartoon reviewers house with a shit ton of water balloons.

Harvey Beaks- In the middle/late 2000's you were more of a cartoon network kid, you loved Cowder.

Pig, Goat, Banana, Cricket- Same as Harvey Beaks but with Flapjack instead of Cowder.

Bunsen is a beast- Your Elmer Hartman.

Welcome to the Wayne- You wrote at least one fanfic for the ending of this show.

The adventures of kid danger- We don't talk about this one.

Middle school Moguls- it's ok monster high is about to come to Nick for real.

The loud house- Your ether a sapphic girl or a straight guy with a DeviantArt account who needs to be punished.

The Casagrandes- Same as the loud house but with the added advantages, because if you have a DeviantArt account in this one you're more likely to have a normal relationship with your family.

It's pony- You don't hate the British as much as the rest of us.

Middlemost post- John trabbic III is such a bad ass name though, wait this show has Del the funky homosapien and Tony Hawk as guest stars, I might need to which this.

Star trek: prodigy- You really like Netflix original animated shows don't you.

Big Nate- You haven't read the books.

Monster high- You the perfect in-between of goth and prep.

Transformers: earthspark- Why does this show have better non-binary rep than most other shows...I mean they are called Transformers for a reason.

[ftmsteveraglan]

this is so cringe im sorry but i just noticed ur blog with trans william afton/steve raglan and you are so so incredibly real for that i think!!!! if you’re still taking requests, could you write like a fanfic where both william and the reader is trans bc like bro…. i rarely see fanfics that include ftm william AND ftm reader 😭😭 like i never see t4t william but ik his freaky ass would be attracted to that t guy boy loser swag or whatever…. but if ur not taking requests anymore/or has already done this its all good tho!!

also unrelated but happy new year!! can’t believe it’s 2014 already… /j

so i've gotten two requests for t4t william x reader, and it makes me happy to see that other people agree that he'd be into that cringefail loser t guy energy. hope you guys enjoy some smut!

contains: dom william, ftm4ftm, face sitting, william with a strap, matthew lillard's tongue. words for genitalia include slit, hole, cock, and tdick.

"that's it, baby, let me hear you."

you couldn't help the whine rising up in your chest as he murmured against your skin. you tried to squirm away from his teasing, but with one big hand gripping your thigh and the other squeezing your ass, william made it very clear that he was the one in control, and he'd be getting what he wanted. your futile attempts to get control only spurred him on as he ran his obscenely long tongue up your slit, drinking in your juices.

"come on, babe, quit teasing," you complained, grinding down on his face. william's deep chuckle from beneath you only stoked the fire in your belly some more. you gasped as you felt his tongue slip inside you, tasting as much as he could. as soon as his tongue entered you, it disappeared, only for william to wrap his lips around your tdick, making you whimper.

"love this fucking cock, baby," he groaned before running his tongue over it. you gripped onto the headboard, knuckles white from exertion, as he sucked eagerly, knowing just how much this would drive you crazy. any shame you had left as you ground harder against his face, chasing your orgasm, until finally, after several long, agonizing minutes, you came with a loud cry, whining as william crooned up at you, "there we go, baby, just let go..."

he playfully smacked your ass as you climbed off of his face. the sight of him send another shock of heat to your core, his normally bright eyes dark and wild with lust, his beard soaked in your slick. william chuckled and licked his lips, savoring your taste for just a bit longer.

"we're not done yet, baby," he purred as he shifted positions on the bed. "i wanna see how pretty you look when you come on my cock."

you moved around to lay on the bed, allowing yourself to get a better look at william's strap on. you could see his own slick running down his thighs as he stroked the sparkly purple strap, and part of you desperately wanted to eat him out, to taste him just as he'd done to you.

but tonight was all about you.

william climbed on top of you and leaned down to kiss you, allowing you to taste yourself on his lips. "tell me what you want, baby," he said softly before kissing you some more.

"just fuck me already," you begged. "fuck me, please, please, please..."

william grinned as you pleaded for him, a predatory smile which sent a thrill through your veins, before he lined up his strap with your hole.

"good boy," he murmured, kissing you as he slid his way inside.

[biggie-chcese]

rain code age headcanons because i have literally only ever been choosing ages based on what's funniest but now i wanna cast away my grand layers of irony and be genuine for a moment. also. this goes pretty in depth so be prepped for the long haul when you click read more lmao.

spoilers for the whole game below and it's because of one specific character iykyk

Yakou - this man has the soul of a guy in his late 40s going through what would be his midlife crisis if not for the fact that he's fully aware he passed the midpoint years ago. but that soul is trapped in the body of a guy who doesnt look a day older than 28. what moisturizer does he use? i doubt he even uses anything other than that 13 in 1 shampoo. anyway, i think he's 32.

Halara - 26. nothing really to justify this other than they've got that mid 20s swag but 25 didn't feel right. adult enough to be as competent as they are yet young enough to look like that. moving on.

Desuhiko - 19. i think he's the youngest of the NDA because. well. idk man have you read his dialogue? he's got a whole lot of growing to do and is still very lost on his direction in life. he's giving 'bitch fresh outta high school (or in this case, detective training) and relishing in his freshly obtained freedom."

Vivia - 28? yeah i got nothing for this i am going purely on vibes here. 28 just feels right.

Fubuki - 23. she's clearly still a bit young but is also clearly a grown ass adult who wasn't raised right so i think this makes for a happy medium, especially if she's already been on some worldwide adventures n shit before the game. works out quite swimmingly methinks.

Kurumi - 18. for my personal comfort bc we'll get to yuma later but im not gonna sit here and ignore the way the game constantly grovels at the audience's feet to ship them so id rather she not be any younger than this. anyway, more about her: she tends to hold her own as an informant with more competence, maturity, and effecience than most of the NDA. but she also has a pretty childish black and white view on things, like believing her beloved detectives are always right (girl if you were real you would be ENTRENCHED in stan culture oml do NOT get into minecraft youtubers) but i've... seen 18 year olds on the internet that are exactly the same so whatever

Aetheria girls - putting them all at 17-18 because, based on honorifics, they are treated as upperclassmen by their peers in the Japanese dub. i think waruna is the youngest and kurane is the eldest.

Yomi - 25. he has that vibe. old enough to be taken seriously as an adult but young enough to act like That™. yknow?

Martina - 32. she's giving older woman sexy librarian vibes and generally carries herself with a certain level of poise and maturity but is also a freak in a way that can best be explained by being a woman in her 30s. not elaborating on this

Swank - 41. to me he's like those awful surly businessmen who go to cabaret clubs to drink and smoke their office job woes away and cheat on their wives. but he also has extreme mafia boss swag about it so i kinda love him for that. dunno what this has to do with age tho. moving on.

Seth - 22 because he's giving youngest brother. i think he's the youngest of the peacekeepers in general. guillaume definitely bullies him about this.

Dominic - 34. bro is built like a jojo character what else do you want me to say. he's still got that youthfulness about him that makes me think he's still not going through his midlife crisis, so i wouldn't place him any older

Guillaume - 23. guillaume is so girlypop manic pixie dream girl core that she's definitely got the energy of someone who is young but also strikes the balance of being someone who has a job and a mortgage. dunno how she does it. id like to think she isnt even much older than seth but still bullies him for being the baby of the peacekeepers. do u understand my vision. please. they have so much annoying coworker potential.

shinigami - idk like 1000. she's a death god who cares.

yuma - okay. yeah. look i dont give a singular fuck about age discourse- headcanon whatever you want- but from looking at canon material i genuinely think that he could not possibly be any younger than 21. 20 if we wanna push it. yes, i know he looks young. i have eyes. but also, im in my 20s and the most common thing people tell me when i reveal my age is "oh, i thought you were 15." one time a person asked me if i was 12. at my job. that i was actively working at. i was 20. adults can look young, and contrary to the classic 1000 year old loli dragon trope he doesnt act overtly childish. he acts like a normal fuckin guy. yes he cries but like. you wouldn't in his position? bro speedruns lifelong trauma so skillfully that he's backwards long jumping into alternate universes where everything is somehow worse. i'd be freaked out if he didn't cry. also im aware that the child prodigy detective trope is a thing and that kodaka has written that before but... he was number one three years ago. and the training takes two years. which means, if he is a minor in the game's present day, he started working at the WDO at 12 and became number one at 14... at the oldest. have you ever met a 14 year old? forgive me for not suspending my disbelief here. and really the kicker for me is that yuma has a line where he says he's not sure if he's drinking age (which would be 20 in japan), but you know who would be sure? you know who knows yuma's age better than yuma?

makoto kagutsuchi - this megacorporation CEO has a fully stocked minibar installed in his penthouse. <- sentence i cannot bring myself to believe if it's about a child. since i also cant picture him becoming CEO at age 14 without yomi at least once angrily pointing that out (he only ever mentions that makoto is an outsider, or has his head in the clouds), id like to think both him and yuma, at their youngest, earned their top spots at their respective organizations at 18. it keeps their gifted kid syndrome and young prodigy-ness without making things comically ridiculous or uncomfortable for the sheer amount of sexual situations yuma gets put into.

anyway that's my silly little ramble on age headcanons. this was actually really fun to think about. shoutout to kodaka for leaving out the ages. funniest choice he could've made

[manygeese]

Look, I love Percy Jackson. I love the movie and board game Clue. Without further ado, I give you

PJO/HoO CHARACTERS AS CLUE PLAYERS

Just gonna do the 7 for now, maybe Yvette and the other npcs later

LEO AS WADSWORTH

Wadsworth is nothing if not a theater kid. He’s got oodles of whimsy and the energy levels to match. And he’s annoying and sassy as hell. Who else is as dramatic, quick witted, and hyperactive as Wadsworth? Leo freaking Valdez. Nobody else’s knees could take all that running around a murder mansion trying to find a murderer. Therefore, Leo Valdez is Wadsworth.

PIPER AS MISS SCARLET

Miss Scarlet is a businesswoman. It just so happens that her business is sex work (and secrets). She’s a murder suspect, she’s a girlboss, her coping mechanism is making jokes, she’s Piper McLean. Not only does Piper’s role as a daughter of Aphrodite fit Miss Scarlet’s profession, Piper would be just as shrewd and stealthy, use everything to her advantage like Miss Scarlet. Therefore, Piper McLean is Miss Scarlet.

FRANK AS COLONEL MUSTARD

Colonel Mustard is a military man, as you can tell from his title. Frank is the son of the god of war. And while the Colonel isn’t particularly good at war (cough war profiteer cough), who better to cast Frank as? I can also see Frank being so caught up in the moment to say some of the stupid things the Colonel does in the movie. Colonel Mustard has some A+ lines. Therefore, Frank Zhang is Colonel Mustard.

HAZEL AS MRS PEACOCK

Mrs. Peacock is a tad bit kooky. Her favorite dish is monkey brain soup. Her husband is an American official. She faints a lot and screams even more. She may or may not be a murderer. I can’t put my finger on it, but Hazel just oozes socially awkward/oblivious and would definitely pull the sort of stuff Mrs. Peacock does in the second ending especially. She’s got that supposedly harmless but actually a serial killer swag. Therefore, Hazel Levesque is Mrs. Peacock.

PERCY AS MR. GREEN

I’m gonna be honest, this is probably the weakest connection but I’m going for it. Mainly because I cast Annabeth as Mrs. White and there’s this one scene in the movie where he offers to show her a supposedly impossible sex position. Percy as Mr. Green + Annabeth as Mrs. White + one weird ass scene=Percabeth. Honestly, I can’t see any of the Seven doing stuff like Mr. Green does it and Percy was the last one I had to cast so. Percy is Mr. Green.

JASON AS PROFESSOR PLUM

He’s gay. He’s timid. He’s named after the color purple. What more could a guy want? Although Jason doesn’t have amazing POVs, I know when a character is meant to be another one and this is a match made in heaven. Professor Plum even sort of looks like Jason’s description in the books. I can SEE Jason as Professor Plum in the movie, I can HEAR him saying “MrS. pEaCoCk WaS a MaN?????” or some dorky shit like that. Jason’s gay, a lil shy, and he loves the color purple. Therefore, Jason is Professor Plum.

ANNABETH AS MRS. WHITE

Mrs. White was tragically widowed… five times. In the immortal words of the woman herself, “Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.” Annabeth has the cunning to get away with five (ALLEGED) murders. Annabeth has that weeping widow, secret murderer energy. She lives a lavish life due to her husband’s being cut short. Also, Mrs. White is one of the funniest characters in the movie, and some of her lines are things Annabeth would say ironically so I’ve connected the dots. Therefore, Annabeth is Mrs. White.

Let me know if you want me to elaborate or cast Nico, Reyna, or anybody else :) I can also draw them as their characters if this gets enough notes soooooooo lemme know if u want that

[charlieg1rl]

—𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐬

𝟎𝟒. 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠

𝐰𝐜. 𝟏.𝟔𝐤

the crowd roared as the auditorium lights dimmed, leaving a single spotlight to bathe the stage in a soft, anticipatory glow. it was one of the practice performances before the official announcement of the caa’s annual talent showcase though neither ryujin nor hyerin had any idea the stakes would soon escalate. for them, this was just another chance to bring their all to the stage.

dressed in complimentary outfits—hyerin in a colorful top and a black leather skirt with metallic accents that shimmered under the lights and ryujin in an equally striking white corset top and leather shorts—they exuded confidence as they took their places.

the first notes of "midas touch" echoed through the room, a hypnotic blend of synths and bass drops. the audience, a mix of students and faculty, quieted instantly, their attention glued to the two performers.

hyerin stepped forward, her voice cutting through the air with a sultry richness that sent chills down everyone’s spines. she commanded the stage effortlessly, her movements fluid and graceful as she transitioned between singing and sharp, precise steps. her years of dance training were on full display—every turn, every pop of her body perfectly aligned with the beat.

the emotions in her voice matched the lyrics of "midas touch" perfectly: longing, tension, and a hint of vulnerability. the crowd couldn’t take their eyes off her as she belted the first chorus, her voice soaring with a raw power that filled the room.

ryujin’s energy was magnetic as she stepped in for her rap verse. her sharp, staccato delivery hit like lightning, each word dripping with attitude and charisma. her movements were bold and precise, with just the right amount of swag to contrast hyerin’s elegance.

the two of them locked eyes during the transition into the pre-chorus, seamlessly syncing their moves in a jaw-dropping duet. their chemistry was undeniable—a perfect balance of fire and ice, ryujin’s fiery intensity playing off hyerin’s cool, composed aura.

when the bridge hit, the lights flashed in rhythm with the pulsating beat, illuminating the duo in alternating colors. the audience erupted in cheers as hyerin and ryujin broke into the choreography’s signature move: a synchronized spin that ended in a dramatic pose, their expressions fierce and unrelenting.

the dance break was explosive. hyerin’s movements were graceful yet powerful, her years of technical training evident in every leap and twist. ryujin matched her with raw, unfiltered energy, adding her own flair to the routine with sharp isolations and floorwork that brought an extra edge to their performance.

as the final chorus played, their voices harmonized beautifully, creating a hauntingly emotional sound that resonated with the audience. they moved across the stage as one, their steps perfectly in sync, their voices blending like they were born to perform together.

the final note lingered in the air as the two froze in their ending pose—hyerin with her hand stretched toward the crowd and ryujin kneeling with a smirk, their expressions daring anyone to challenge their dominance.

the auditorium erupted into thunderous applause, whistles, and cheers. students were on their feet, clapping and screaming their names, while the faculty exchanged impressed nods.

hyerin and ryujin walked off stage, their adrenaline still pumping.

“that was insane,” hyerin panted, running a hand through her hair.

“you weren’t so bad yourself,” ryujin teased, giving her a playful shove. “you almost missed that turn, though.”

“oh, shut up, miss ‘almost tripped during the spin,’” hyerin shot back, but her grin betrayed her playful tone.

as they reached the backstage lounge, they were greeted by their classmates, including giselle, winter, karina, and ningning, who were clapping and hyping them up.

“you guys killed it!” ningning exclaimed, practically bouncing on her heels.

“yeah, but wait until you hear this.” karina leaned in with a mischievous smirk. “did you know this year’s talent showcase has a twist?”

ryujin froze, furrowing her brow. “what twist?”

winter crossed her arms, clearly amused.

“only one member from each group can participate. and once the final four are picked, it becomes a duo competition.” giselle explained.

hyerin blinked, her mouth opening slightly in shock. “what?!”

ningning giggled. “yep. and they’re announcing it officially tomorrow.”

ryujin groaned, rubbing her temples. “great. guess we’ll have to figure out who’s taking the stage for itzy. as if that won’t be a battle in itself.”

hyerin’s mind raced, her excitement mingling with dread. the showcase was always competitive, but this year’s twist added a whole new layer of tension.

“looks like things are about to get… interesting,” she murmured, a flicker of determination sparking in her eyes.

-----

the itzy dorm was alive with chatter as the five members gathered in their living room, snacks sprawled across the coffee table and laptops open with performance clips playing on repeat. they had spent the last hour analyzing the rules for the talent showcase, but the atmosphere was tense as the reality of only sending one member to represent them sank in.

“okay,” ryujin started, leaning back against the couch. “let’s just cut to the chase. we all know the answer.”

“do we?” yuna piped up from the floor, hugging a pillow. “because i’ve been running through scenarios, and i’m not sure how we decide this.”

“i mean,” yeji said calmly, though her tone was firm, “we need someone who’s the most well-rounded. someone who can handle both singing and dancing equally well without sacrificing one for the other.”

all eyes slowly turned to hyerin, who was sitting cross-legged on the carpet, munching on a piece of dried mango. she froze mid-bite, looking up at the group like a deer caught in headlights.

“wait… me?” she asked, her voice muffled by the snack.

“of course, you,” chaeryeong said, rolling her eyes affectionately. “you’re the best fit. your breath control is insane because of all your dance training, and your vocals have only gotten stronger.”

“not to mention,” ryujin added with a smirk, “you’re the most competitive. if anyone can hold their own against whoever the other groups send, it’s you.”

“but…” hyerin hesitated, looking between her members. “what if i screw it up? this isn’t just about me—it’s about all of us.”

yeji reached over and placed a reassuring hand on her shoulder. “that’s exactly why it has to be you. we trust you, hyerin. you’ve got this.”

hyerin swallowed hard, the weight of the decision settling in her chest. but as she looked around at her members, all of whom wore expressions of unwavering confidence, she felt a surge of determination.

“alright,” she finally said, a small smile tugging at her lips. “let’s win this thing.”

meanwhile, at the stray kids dorm, the atmosphere was equally charged. the eight boys had gathered in their living room, jisung and changbin sprawled on the floor while hyunjin was draped over the armrest of the couch. seungmin sat stiffly in an armchair, already sensing where this conversation was headed, but his mind was still on his previous conversation with hyerin and findings from last night.

“okay, we all saw the rules,” bang chan said, his voice steady but his expression serious. “only one member can represent us. we need to make the smartest choice.”

“well, it’s obvious,” felix said, leaning against the wall. “if itzy sends hyerin, we need someone who can match her.”

“match her?” jisung scoffed, shaking his head. “you mean beat her. have you heard her vocals? she’s a beast. her stage presence alone—”

“we get it, jisung,” hyunjin interrupted, waving him off. “she’s good. but we’re better.”

“not all of us are better,” changbin muttered, earning a light shove from felix.

“we need someone who can go head-to-head with her,” chan said, looking around the room. his gaze settled on seungmin, who had been suspiciously quiet the entire time.

“what?” seungmin finally asked, narrowing his eyes at the leader.

“you’re the obvious choice,” chan said simply.

“hyunjin’s a great performer,” seungmin countered. “changbin’s rap could—”

“nope,” changbin cut him off. “i’m not going up there to get steamrolled by hyerin. sorry, but her vocals are insane.”

hyunjin shrugged. “honestly, i think we all know she’s neck and neck with you, seungmin. no one else in the group—or on campus—can match her vocally like you can.”

“not to mention,” felix chimed in, “your stage presence is so polished. if she’s bringing her dance background, you’ll need that level of poise to balance it out.”

seungmin sighed, leaning back in his chair. “you’re all way too confident about this.”

“because we’ve seen you,” jisung said, a rare moment of seriousness softening his tone. “we know what you’re capable of.”

“and the campus does, too,” chan added. “if it’s hyerin versus you, it’s going to be the battle everyone’s talking about. and i’m betting on you to win.”

seungmin ran a hand through his hair, his lips pressing into a thin line. he didn’t love the idea of being singled out like this, but he couldn’t deny that the challenge intrigued him.

“fine,” he said finally, his voice steady. “but don’t come crying to me if i lose.”

the room erupted into cheers and playful shoves, but chan’s voice cut through the noise.

“you’re not going to lose, seungmin,” he said firmly. “we believe in you.”

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word of the itzy and stray kids picks spread like wildfire across the entertainment academy campus.

“did you hear? itzy picked hyerin. of course, they did. who else?”

“yeah, but stray kids picked seungmin. this is going to be insane. they’re both insane vocalists.”

“do you think they’ll make it to the final four? imagine them getting paired up as a duo!”

“i don’t know, man. they’re like sworn enemies or something. i heard they can’t stand each other.”

“which makes it even better! the drama is going to be wild.”

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tags: @jeonginsbaee, @rhonnie23, @everythingboutkpop, @omgsecretsecret

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Fandom Observation Funny tags: One Piece Warlord Crews & Other Antagonist

Due to character limits the funny tags post has had to be broken up into multiple parts

This post contains the tags for the other Warlord Crews and some miscellaneous antagonists that didn't fit neatly into any other category, like Caesar Clown and Arlong

Donquixote Pirates

Doflamingo: "Dofy's got some wierd (potentially fun) energy but he would NOT treat you well he'd be awful", "The psychopathic pimp on a shoestring budget. Seriously dude, San Diego Zoo called and they want their flamingos back. That coat is so last season.", "fashion travesty", "Doflamingo dresses like an eye test and will probably steal your credit card by the end of the night not because he needs the money. because he finds it hilarious", "Mingo is just a spoiled frat fuckboy who's too full of himself to be interested in anyone/anything else", "a balding white man", "evil florida man my beloved they dont understand you", "Budget Pimp who robbed San Diego of their world famous Flamingo flock"  “I am fucking wheezing, poor Doffy, good thing we're there to make him feel (laughing on the floor) king of the bedroom again🤣🤣🤣🤣” “Doffy has an unresolved Oedipus Complex... how obvious can you get? His mother died and he killed his father for failing to protect his family. Of course he wants an older lady who will take care of him but also tell him he's being a little attention-seeking brat.  take care” “You cannot tell me Doflamingo doesn't have mommy (affection/obsession) and daddy (loathing/hatred) issues.” “Fuckin Doffy 😍😍😍🤤🤤🤤” “Doffy would cry seeing how far ahead of him rosie is. Full on midlife crisis”

Trebol: “who the FUCK voted for trebol i just wanna talk for a minute”

Rosinante: "my insane clumsy tall dilf", "wife material", "he has cringefail dad swag", "rosi is everything to me actually. I would climb that tall clumsy king like a tree", "the klutzy mime", "he has that pathetic depressed clown vibe thats irresistible", "He's the epiome of strong but silent, he's the asshole with a heart of gold, he has everything", rosinante is hot tho and his clumsiness somehow enhances it", "I've said it before and I'll say it again I WOULD climb that clumsy king like a tall tree want to kiss him until his silly jester makeup is all over me too",“CORA MY LOSER MALEWIFE WIN” “Cora got a silly boi/man rizz, he is no one's turnoff it's all on 😁” “CORA YOU SAD CLOWN WIN” “ROSI I BELIEVE YOU CAN WIN THIS ONE#PLEASE MY LOSER WIFE HAS TO WIN” “cora is unironically so hot cora is the classy cunt server to doffys bad bitch cunt server he honestly eats that black coat and pink shirt combo he somehow makes that hat look good” “I mean Cora’s on fire far more often than” "I am loyal to the guy who actively sets himself on fire", Plus an entire mini fanfic someone wrote in a reblog of one of the polls about him link here

Thriller Bark Pirates

Perona: “my beautiful goth queen needs to prevail” “Weirdo goth girl Perona the map”

Other antagonists

Arlong: "Y'all are too afraid to recognize the truth too afraid of his drip, his swagger, his saw nose, to admit that he's hot also live action arlong?!?!the only sexy fishmen," "arlong looks like a toxic florida frat bro," "I legitimately think there's something wrong with me sometimes due to how bad I want arlong the rancid personality enhances the appeal", "yall are p****" arlong is sexy put some respect on his name look at those lips the laugh the hair!" “I said what I said he’s like wine better when he’s older” “everyone on this site is a COWARD monsterfuckers when the Arlong stans come out”

Alvida: “Live action Alvida would make me question my sexuality, if I didn't already know i'm bi.”

Caesar Clown: “He gives me insane gender envy” “The horns The eyes The hair That pale creamy skin with barely defaults and mark for a man of his age Skinny as i like Love his make up His laugh is so funny Fuck his devil fruit is so cool and so useful ( even in the bedroom) I want to cheer up that pathetic whimpering mess and hear him rambling about the most awful things in life He is smart and passionate So yeah, pretty much the ideal wife to me. Wdym Drug test on children and chemical warfare? Meeeeeeh i've done worse, i buy my clothes on Shein (jk)” “Half the reblog tags being fellow Caesar Clown truthers. There aren’t many of us, but we won’t shut up” “caesar solidarity give our piss baby a chance#<3” “voting for Caesar even though he is objectively not the hottest give him a chance” “HOW IS CAESAR SO FAR BEHIND ON THIS i don’t care what he did to those children he’s hot” “thank god caeser is annihilating that asshole FUCK HIM UP CLOWN BOY” “at least Caesar Clown is kind of serving cunt” “I can somehow overlook the horrible things Ceasar has done when placed next to the worst father in history” “CAESAR MY BELOVED BABYGIRL pepper sprays judge choke bitch thank fuck caesar is winning he'd be so pleased with himself and rub it in judge's face” “bad parenting is never hot but warcrimes sometimes can be caesar gets my vote”

[thekimspoblog]

If I had to guess, the reason for the "Jesse is trans"/"Saul is trans" headcanon, is simply because the energy of Walter White and Hank Schrader is so much "every cishet white guy you've ever met", that every other form of masculinity in a 12 mile radius looks better/revolutionary by comparison. I haven't seen any posts theorizing that Walt has t-boy swag, and it's no real mystery why that is; nobody wants to claim this character, because nobody remotely comfortable with his manhood would act like this.

And yes, I am implying that "every cishet white dude ever" is typically a closeted homosexual.

[what-have-i-unleashed]

Trick or treat!!!! You got any Thoughts on my blorbino Fresh? (if not tell me about whoever else you'd like)

SKATEBOARD TRICK FOR DA MAN FRESH!!!

(... why are you a fresh fan on my blog anyway /j /silly)

not terribly familiar with fresh, but from what i see he has such an eternally "white skater boy swag" vibe to me that i can't explain 😭 he's the guy that wears a mix of kandi beads and rave bracelets and drinks energy drinks watching the sunset on the bridge. he's the guy that finds nothing wrong with unseasoned chicken and boiled broccoli for lunch and dinner. he's the guy that knows a guy who knows a guy that will help you hide your stash of illegal goods, though he will be very judgemental about it (80s usamerican psas my beloathed). he's the guy with the weird manic pixie dream boy rizz, except he will try to take over your body if you fall for him somehow.

[white-guy-energy-swag]

I PRESENT!

THE CONTESTANTS FOR WHITE GUY ENERGY SWAG 2025!

Locations

Sweden & Wisconsin

Dish

Unseasoned chicken, rice, and broccoli & a bottle of ranch

Sport

Lacrosse & Hockey

Names

Kyle & all of the -yden (brayden, aiden, you know)

Board Game

Catan & Risk

Books

Catcher in the Rye & Every Brandon Sandersons novels

Activites

Fishing & Crypto

Songs

Wonderwall (oasis) & Buddy Holly (weezer)

Tv Series

Breaking Bad & Young Sheldon

Drinks

Milk vs Monster Energy

Movies

Fight Club & Bullet Train

Phrase

"Wow there Buster" & "No more Mr Nice Guy!!!!!!"

Scenario

Buying a 55% off, flat-screen 92 inch TV & pulling up to a burger joint at 11pm, ordering a shit ton of stuff and then playing hacky sack in the parking lot

Clothing Item

Polos & Cargo Shorts

Vechicle

Cybertruck vs Electric Scooter

video game

Call of Duty & Smash Bros

I will randomize who is going against who for funsies! I picked these myself because listen the submissions made me laugh, however some were like "voting for ebba busch because she is hot" (iykyk).

And don't worry. They are arriving

@booktomoviebrawl @cuntiestvillainbracket @sexiestpodcastcharacter

[systastic]

hi !! tyt with this , can i req a lesboy yuji (jjk) introj ? lvl 3 or lvl 4 if u can !

fair warning that we know buck all about jjk, so this may not be accurate. -🌲

decided to include kins & tq but otherwise left it level three due to how many other packs we have to do atm ^^” we can always add onto it later if u ask! -🌳

name :: yuji, yuki, tyler, milo, richie, cade, les, harley, alfie

age :: 15 to 18

pronouns :: he/she (alternating), se/syr, ne/nem, quoi/quim, nameself

roles :: personality shifter, masker, beauheur, coach, athlete

species :: corrupted human

gender identity :: bigender, girlboy, femache, liaspec, citipluvic

orientation :: lesboy

source :: jujutsu kaisen

aesthetic :: arcadecore, r&b, hip-hop, moe swag, nintencore

appearance description :: les has bright pink hair with an undercut that pairs with his equally as bright eyes. two small tattoos line the underside of her eyes in an attempt to make them look smaller. (at least, that’s the excuse story he came up with for their existence, even if the truth is because he thought they looked “cool”.) cade opts for sportswear and sweat clothes due to their high maneuverability and their ability to adapt for any situation. se has a particular fondness of athleisure; something about the way it makes syrs butt look makes syr all giddy inside.

personality description :: richie is a happy go lucky guy who likes to joke around with his classmates and close friends. being a social butterfly is quim best quality; quoi has plenty of friends who absolutely adore quim and love hanging out with quim. his can-do attitude gains respect from the people yuki surrounds himself with, boosting both his confidence and popularity. yuki greatly values the meaning of a life, and respects anyone with a strong will and drive to reach their goal. if he is pushed into it, then yuki will take someone’s life — but she spends most of his energy to try and avoid having to do such a thing. needless death is a cruelty both to the person who died and to the world itself.

likes :: sparring, boxing, winning a match, getting exercise, cartoon shows about superheroes, watching tv in general, comic books, karaoke, noodle eating competitions, making anything into a competition (it’s almost a skill how ne makes everything he can into a friendly competition), winning, plain white rice with butter and garlic powder on top, and doing terrible impersonations of other people (usually makes them quite silly!)

dislikes :: watching people die / death of the people he likes in general, excessive gore, scary movies, overly dramatic tv shows, letting his friends and comrades down, losing a friendly match, sore losers, bellyachers (aka complainers), anything that has to do with math or science (he is so bad at it), knowing he could have done something to help a person but being unable to, country music because of the excessive twang, and lazing around all day

front triggers :: witnessing friends or loved ones in trouble, sparring matches, practicing martial arts, and watching animated shows about superheroes

signoff :: 🐅, 💥, or 🥊

kins :: takeō goda from my love story!!, austin powers, natsu dragoneel from fairy tail, josuke higashikata from jjba

typing quirk? :: uses a lot of exclamations yo!! likes using the word ‘yo’!! double exclamation marks after almost every sentence !! always cracking jokes too, and shortens his words (because = cuz, etc) cuz it feels better, yo!! not a fan of big fancy words, and doesn’t punctuate the end of messages

image source here

[smolwritingchick]

The Bangtan Gal Chapter 42- BTS Now 2

Chapter Summary: Jennie gets an allergic reaction to Pineapple as she teams with Hobi for BTS Now 2

Words: 2,000+

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‘BTS Now 2’

‘2 Different Trips’

‘Mission Start!’

‘Which teammates do the members want?’

“I worked with Tae Tae the last BTS Now, so it’s best to work with someone different this time. My first pick is Hobi.” Jennie announced. “Why him? Because he’s a burst of energy! Come on, who wouldn’t want to take photos with J-Hope? Seriously, he’ll make the entire experience fun. My second pick is Jin. He’s flawless and takes phenomenal photos. He’s a King. I would want him in my photos, for sure. And my third pick? Rapmon. His photos are badass. I love his swag. It’d be fun to pose with the leader of BTS.”

The next day, the members head to the Berlin Wall to take photos. The guys were in black suits, while Jen wore black pants, a white shirt and a black blazer. One of the stylists had placed a pair of glasses on her face to complete her look.

“What an adorable nerd.” She complimented herself before checking out the view of the water. “Berlin is so pretty.”

When it was her turn to shoot, she had a mug of tea with her, taking sips of it while the photographer snapped away.

Once the team results were in, the members found out who they were with and came up with team names.

Team Sunshine- Jen and J-Hope

Team Noncommittal- Jimin and Suga

Team High- Rapmon and V

Generation Gap- Jin and Jungkook

‘Mission instructions. Each team should create photo shoots with a theme. Concept: High-end fashion.’

As the members got their makeup retouched, each team met up to discuss what they wanted to do for their concept.

“What do you wanna do?” Jennie asked as Hobi decided to dance around goofily, making weird sound effects. She stared at him before jokingly saying, “Yeah, no.” and shared a laugh with him.

“Let’s do a goofy concept.” He suggested.

“Keep the Sunshine vibe.” She nodded as they thought of some poses. Once it was their turn to shoot, Hobi immediately jumped on her back, causing her to groan. “I thought I was getting on your back!”

“Hehehehe! This is fun!”

“Oh, I’m sure it is!” She sarcastically replied. As they snapped some photos, she began to spin around, causing him to panic.

“Drop him!” Jimin giggled.

“Don’t drop me!” Hobi yelped.

After a while, she set him down. “I wouldn’t do that to you.” She giggled as she watched him try to calm down. 

Other photos they shot were of them using Jen's hair as mustaches, jumping around, and happily smiling for the camera near one of the trees.

After shooting, the members took a lunch break at a pizza place.

“Is this pizza?” Jin’s eyes widened happily when he saw the large pizza stacked with various toppings such as pineapple, mushrooms, and chicken.

“FOOD!” Jennie happily said, taking a seat in front of Hobi as she sat in between Jimin and Jin.

It’s been a while since she’s had pizza.

‘Everyone’s stoked at the overwhelming size of the pizza’

“Amazing. Look at this. Wow...” Hobi gushed over the food.

Grabbing a slice for her plate, Jen took a couple of bites. When she suddenly felt her lips tingle, she stopped eating and placed the pizza down. 

Watching her put her fingers on her lips, Hobi noticed her sudden change in mood.

“You, all right?” He asked with concern.

“I think so.” She answered with uncertainty and decided to take another bite that had most of the pineapple on it. This time, her mouth began to throb. “Okay, my mouth feels weird.”

“What do you mean?” Jimin turned to her as she took a sip of water to possibly stop it but to no avail.

“M-my mouth is...it’s throbbing.” She exclaimed.

“Your mouth is throbbing?”

“I’m serious, my mouth is really throbbing. I-I think I might be allergic to pineapple.”

“What??” Jimin’s stomach dropped as he watched her with worry.

Whenever her mouth met the pineapple, her mouth tingled. Seconds later, her lips and tongue began to swell up.

“Munchkin...” Hobi called out. “Your lips!”

“I think there’s something wrong.” Jin turned to the staff, pointing out that something was going on with Jennie. The rest of the members turned to her and looked in distress as they saw how swollen her lips were getting.

“Oh God, I need to hurl.” She got out of her seat and rushed to the bathroom. The female staff members immediately followed her.

“She’s going to need to go to a hospital.” The members heard Manager Sejin say as he took out his phone in a flash.

As she went into the bathroom to throw up, the staff that followed her, helped her and noticed that she was starting to develop hives.

“Jennie, you’re starting to get hives! We need to take you to a hospital.” She heard one of them say as she rolled up her sleeves to see them, looking at herself in the mirror.

“What the hell is going on!?” She started to freak out.

She felt extremely uncomfortable in her skin. She just wanted this to be over. Why did this have to happen to her? This was the first time pineapple had affected her like this and this was the first time in years since she’s had pineapple.

While Jennie was taken to the hospital to get her allergic reaction treated, the members continued with their shooting, taking individual photos. They tried to stay focused but all that was on their minds was Jennie, as they hoped that she was okay and it wasn’t serious.

Jimin and Hobi seemed to be affected the most as they tried not to look sad for the cameras around them. 

“I’m so worried. She was swelling up so badly.” Jimin frowned. He sounded like he wanted to cry.

“I know...my munchkin....” Hobi sighed, shaking his head. He wasn’t as cheerful since Jennie had left.

“She’s bulletproof. She’ll stay strong. And we gotta stay strong, too. She’s going to be OK. Let’s stay positive.” Namjoon patted them on the back, giving them hope.

As filming progressed, Jungkook called out Jimin as he filmed him. “Is it your turn now?”

“Yes.”

“Let’s go.”

The Golden Maknae proceeded to film him taking more shots.

‘Jimin looking cute, seems to be waiting for someone under the sun’

“Who are you waiting for?” Jungkook asked.

“I’m waiting for Jennie.” He replied instantly. “I miss her. I wish she was here. I’m looking forward to her return.”

“She’ll be excited to see you. But she’ll be way more excited to see me, just so you know.”

“You wish!”

‘Miss Bangtan Is Missed Dearly’

Next, BTS heads off to Sweden. Jennie arrived in Sweden later with Manager Sejin. She was told to take it easy today. The staff wanted to be safe than sorry. Her hives had gone away and she felt much better than yesterday. She was in good spirits.

When Sejin and Jen arrived at the spot where BTS’ first shoot in Sweden was kicking off, Jungkook was the first to notice her as a huge grin came across his face. He instantly ran up to her at full speed.

As she watched him run up to her, she prepared herself, letting out a laugh once he collided with her. She stumbled back from the impact as they wrap their arms around each other.

“I missed you too, Kook.” She beamed as he held her tighter.

“Did you see how fast he ran up to her?” Yoongi let out a chuckle. 

Actions speak louder than words.

“Jennie!” Jimin, Tae and Hobi run up to her, wrapping their arms around her and Jungkook to join in the hug.

“She’s back! She’s back!” Namjoon cheered, joining the hug with Jin and Yoongi.

“H-hey, guys, don’t rough her up, she’s still recovering. She needs to take it easy!” Sejin warned. “Don’t squeeze her to death. Let her breathe.”

“Ah, I think I’ll be okay with hugs.” She reassured him after she was released.

Taehyung wasn’t done with his affection as he kept kissing her cheeks.

“Tae!” She tried to push him off, laughing at the constant feel of his soft lips all over her face, from her forehead, cheeks and nose. 

The staff and the members burst out in laughter as they watched her get drowned with his enthusiastic kisses.

“That’s what you get for worrying us,” Jin added with a laugh. “It’s all out of love.”

After his kisses, Jen had her makeup done, putting on freckles like the rest of the members, joining in for the photoshoot.

“He has been holding onto me ever since I got back.” Jennie chuckled on camera as Taehyung had his arms around her from behind, pressing his cheek against hers. His boxy grin appeared on his face as he talked about how much he missed her.

After he was forced to release her to take his individual shots, Hobi approached her with a bright smile. “I’m so happy you’re okay!”

“Thanks, Hobi. Sorry for letting you down yesterday.” She frowned.

“Hey, don’t think like that.” He grabbed a hold of her hands, giving them a gentle squeeze as he spoke seriously. “I don’t care about winning this contest. I’m with you, having fun. That’s all that matters. I’m glad you’re OK. You’re here with us and I am happy that your allergic reaction wasn’t worse.”

She smiled, grateful for how understanding he was. “Thank you.”

“Always, Munchkin. Now let’s continue to have fun and stay away from pineapple.” He kissed her forehead.

Subsequently, the members waited around for a new location to shoot because it started to get crowded where they had been shooting before. Jungkook decided to film to pass the time, checking out the scenery and the weather.

He turned around and spotted Jennie. “Jennie! How do you like Sweden?” He asked

His question made her smile. “It’s lit!”

Jimin got in the shot. “I wanna be on camera!” He grinned. “Sweden.”

“Cute outfit,” Kook commented, panning down to show off what Jimin was wearing.

“This is Sweden. At age twenty, dressed in bulletproof, I aim the gun.” Jimin started to rap goofily on camera.

“Oh Lord...” Jennie face palmed.

“Looking like a number one. We are super popular idol.” He continued.

“How do you like it here?” Jungkook asked Jimin.

“I love it. It looks so pretty. I heard Gamla Stan is a street of cafes.”

“But now there are too many people so we can’t shoot.”

“Yeah, but I think this is so nice. We had a photoshoot there and the streets were beautiful. Don’t you feel a little like a European?”

“Not at all.”

“Agreed,” Jennie added.

As it rained, Jennie, Jimin, Yoongi, and Tae sat at a table together, avoiding getting rained on, while the rest of the members sat behind them. Sitting next to Jimin, Jen rested her head against his shoulder and he wrapped an arm around her waist. 

He occasionally glanced at her with a smile as she rested her eyes. He was pleased to know that his great friend was OK and that she wasn’t going too hard on herself, today.

They get treated to dessert as Yoongi and Tae share one plate while the other plate is for Jen and Jimin.

Jimin scooped a small spoonful of the dessert and fed her, causing Yoongi to roll his eyes. 

“Really Jimin?” He bluntly questioned his motives while Jen lifted her head from his shoulder.

She chuckled softly at his kind gesture after enjoying the treat. “I don’t need to be fed.” She kindly insisted as Jimin removed his hand from her waist.

“But you need to take it easy. I don't want you to tire yourself out,” He reminded her. 

It was cute that he cared so much and offered to feed her.

“She doesn’t need to take it that easy.” Yoongi shook his head. “Jennie just tell him to fuck off. He’ll take a hint.”

Taehyung giggled loudly once he heard Yoongi curse while Jimin stared at him, appalled at his rude statement.

“Y-Yoongi! We are being filmed!” Jen shouted, widening her eyes.

“They can bleep it out or not show this part.” He waved her comment away. Seems like he was in his IDGAF moods, again.

“Chim, don’t listen to him. You’re just fine. Thank you for being so sweet to me.” She reassured him.

The next destination was Brazil. All the members received tans from being in the sun constantly. Jen had shot photos with the graffiti background by jumping around, doing the flower pose and having her trademark bright smile shown for the camera.

“What are you doing?” Jungkook giggled, covering his face as he watched her pose playfully.

“I’m tryna pose! What are YOU doing?” She responded, switching to another pose.

“Observing.” He answered as he continued to watch her. He decided to distract her by making derpy faces.

“Kook, stop.” She suppressed her laughter and switched to her next pose.

Determined to make her laugh, he ended up performing his signature derp dance. Once he started dancing, she burst into laughter, unable to control it. Jungkook laughed with her, elated that he made her laugh.

“Go away!” She playfully shoved him back so she can continue her shoot.

Their last destination was America. 

“AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Jennie shouted loud and proud as she walked with the members to their first shooting, with yachts, portraying Marines.

Hobi held her hand and swung it as they walked around. 

“How happy are you to be back home?” Jin asked as he walked with her and Hobi.

“AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAA!” She shouted again, causing him to laugh loudly. “But for real, watch us get kidnapped again.”

“Let’s not think about that, sweetie.” He let out a nervous laugh, thinking about American Hustle Life.

Greeting the yacht owner, they sail on the sea, while taking turns for photos. Jennie ended up photobombing some of them, as she hugged Jungkook and Jimin from behind while they were smiling for the camera, sharing earbuds.

Jennie watched the sea, as the wind blew in her hair. “This is so pretty. You should always just sit back and enjoy your surroundings.”

After their big trip was done, each team checked out their best photos, back in Korea. Yoongi and Jimin won the best photo and made the rest of the members blur out their faces for their penalty. 

BTS Now 2 became another successful event and the members looked forward to a third one.

[eviltransswag]

Akaza Information Post

One of the Main Villains, Eats people Trans Flag Colored Has T-boy swag (evil) hates all the other guys he works with but homicidally flirts with the human guys he wants to kill Respects women, won't kill them, loves his wife Loves his mentor father figure but still acts like he doesn't

Literally colored white blue and pink Trans Tough Guy energy Wants to fight other men (in a gay way) but doesn't eat women (feminism)

Upper moon 3, demon who eats humans and killed the main character's mentor/older brother figure He fights a lot, trans pride flag colored Women respector

Akaza is pink, white, and blue (trans pride colored) He's a demon who kills and eats humans but unlike the others he won't eat women because he respects them And the men he does fight he flirts with and compliments if they're good fighters, I don't know why but that just feels very t-boy to me He wears an open Haori which exposes his chest, gives t-boy to have top surgery and never wear a shirt again Hates all his fellow demons and gets irate when they touch or belittle him (also feels very t-boy) Loves his wife Felt like he could never have a fulfilling life with people who would love him

[whumpitisthen]

here's a quick rundown on astarion: gay vampire spawn (not a vampire. like a demo version vampire. a "lesser" one but don't let him hear that) who has been kept for 200 years by his master as a slave. guy (who was an actual vampire) carved him up, tortured him and forced him to lure victims into his manor. astarion has been abused in so many ways i'd hit some sort of character limit if i listed half of them. he was only allowed to feet on rats and small vermin in the sewers. poor little meow meow astarion is now free due to [game story] reasons and seeks power and revenge -- he's an edgy fuck with a lot of swag and no moral compass. bro is a menace and loves causing problems on purpose. [slight spoiler] he will literally try to suck some of your blood like a day or two after you meet him and unless you succeed a skill check he'll just keep doing it until you die. if you resurrect yourself afterwards he'll go like "ooooh ooopsie sowwy! i wouldn't kill you if i knew you'll be back teehee can we forget about this? ;) <3 don't fucking kill me". he's such a good fucking whumpee you don't even know. it's insane. i don't want to ramble but he's almost everything i've ever wanted from a character like this in a large scale rpg. [slightly bigger spoiler] despite being the go-to "fuckable" character who everyone finds hot as hell (both in-universe and online) he's HORRIBLY traumatized by his sexual experiences from when he used to be a slave and when you romance him a good portion of his storyline revolves around trying to make him realize that he's more than just a slab of very attractive meat. he hides his feelings behind a facade of "evil tumblr sexyman-esque" mannierisms and getting to finally peel it back and see him for the poor wet cat that he is is so fucking satisfying. [an even bigger spoiler] i loved watching him cry when he finally gets to confront his former master. pristine content. there's so much more to his character (and this game in general) but if you ever need to justify spending full price on a new videogame release, there's nothing better than bg3. if i could choose one game to beam directly into the brain of each whumpblr user, it'd be this one.

Okay so i already loved him from the very little information i had about him, but this is so delicious

I saw some pics of bad scars which are always hhh and heard that he is a whumpee but i didn't know the extent and now i think ive collected a new blorbo

You are telling me he meets his old master at some point...... and he cries..... and hes all sad....... he rly was made for tumblr but especially me youre telling me he has white hair and is a vampire twink who was a slave and hurt and traumatised and he has incredible sad wet cat energy and he only has a flimsy layer of confidence and absolutely no idea what morals are. i knew i needed to know more you have to understand my knowledge of the game stopped at the bear sex scene like that is it and yet i somehow always find the most pathetic little men no matter what in any media i could not give a shit about any of the rest i will consume the entire thing just to know the exact extent of his sad little life

Also i wish i had the opportunity to even consider buying a full price new release no matter how good the game is there is no world in which id be able to pay for that. Also idk about the gameplay either it seems very story oriented roleplay and almost dating sim-ish? Not a huge fan of those in general its gotta have more gameplay than walking around and basically watching a movie, but, again. No idea about anything, maybe it has incredible gameplay and i just dont know. Dont tell me if it does itll just make ms sadder bc that would absolutely make me wanna play it myself. Its kinda funny honestly the longer i spend not knowing anything the crazier everyone seems to me both online and irl. Its like im living in a separate world, i know no one who hasn't played this fucking game fjfhskhfd